5. I missed your way-too-subtle signals
When it comes to cues, us men can decipher the most intricate signals when it comes to things like traffic, baseball or electrical engineering.
When it comes to the beautiful subtleties of the female signal that she wants to have sex? That’s like two planes crossing the sky in the dark of night to us.
If we had any idea you were throwing down the sex signal to us, it would not matter where we were or what we were doing. If that signal computed, we would be clothes-off and in bed faster than a chicken on a junebug.
So if we do miss your signal, please, please, do not tell us we missed your signal after the moment has passed.
If you do that, if you tell us that you were in the mood only after you’re no longer in the mood, every single moment of your life will now be dissected like the Zapruder film. That time you decided to make us both a smoothie in the kitchen, we’re going to think that was a sign and go to hug you with the hopes of ramping it up … only to realize that was the wrong decision.
Telling us you were in the mood but that we missed the signal is also going to make us salty as hell.
And maybe, just maybe, not want to have sex with you in the future.
Nah….
Source: Yourtango
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