8. Blair O’Neal
Blair O’Neal: “Professional Golfer. Professional Model.” Those are the introductory statements to Blair O’Neal’s personal website. One click brings you to the “Bio” section, which greets you with a flirtatious: “Hi there, I’m Blair O’Neal. Let’s get to know each other, shall we?” And then, in subscript, “Well, you can learn about me, anyway.” [Intonated winky face.] In the background, Blair O’Neal simpers on a loop. In her defense, the first section of the bio is her “Numbers Game,” but then, in much flashier yellow, there’s the section “The Bod,” which details her every last statstic, from her height in inches (which is antisocially like knowing your age only in months), her chest, her hips, and her weight. O’Neal, really only in it for the modeling gigs, knows how to eliminate the hell out of a middleman.
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