7. Man Walks Around Without Pants, Says He “Lost” Them
Nothing like a day at the beach when you are dumb and pretty drunk. Robert Sweeney was arrested after he was seen wearing a white jacket, a white shirt and white shoes, with no underwear and pants at a Florida beach. To no one’s surprise, he seemed pretty drunk. According to the officer’s report, Sweeney said: “What’s wrong, officer? I live right there, and I was going to get some pants right now. I was coming home from the beach and I realized I had lost my pants over there. So I was coming home to get a fresh pair.”
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