9. Finish in doggie style.
It’s no one’s fault that something that’s already the size of a nickel shrinks to the size of a dime in that position. And if it were someone’s fault, what are you going to do about it? Plus, pulling hair (a must-have, if done respectfully) is so much less awkward for both of you from this move and the person up front gets a little break on doing work. I wouldn’t suggest checking your Instagram from here, but you do you.