8. Atlanta, Georgia
The first capital city to make this top ten list! The population is about 450,000 people. It’s the biggest city to make the list so far.
Atlanta is home to the Atlanta Jazz Festival (no kidding), which is the largest free jazz festival in the country. Could that be the ticket? Maybe there’s nothing quite like a couple late-spring jazz licks to get the panties dropping and the fellas popping — safely of course.
It could be that lube intended for sexual wellness actually works really well for oiling the slides on trombones and trumpets.
Please note: if you are in fact a low-brass player, please don’t start using lubricant intended for sex on your tromboner.
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