10. Dirty Sheets
Along the same lines, if you plan on having a woman over to spend the night then it is crucial that your sheets are clean before we get there. If we go to crawl into bed with you and we see a strange stain or we get a whiff of something that makes our eyes burn, it’s the best way to make sure we don’t come back. A lot of us might even insist that we couldn’t stay the night after all.
We have absolutely no desire to spend 8 or more hours laying on anything that hasn’t been washed since you moved out of your parent’s house. It’s disgusting to think about what has taken place on the bed since the last time they saw a washing machine, and thoughts such as these have the potential of completely turning us off to you.
So change the sheets or wash them; whichever you want to do, just make sure that we’re not having to contort ourselves to avoid the questionable stains and hold our noses while we pray for morning to come. If you’re looking for some bonus points, it would be wise to consider making your bed as well. Appearance is key.
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