2. Man is Impaled By Swordfish
A fishing boat captain in Hawaii saw a swordfish swimming around harmlessly, minding its own business. So what does he do? He jumps into the water and spears the fish with a harpoon. The fish didn’t like this much so it speared him back, with his 3 foot long bill, piercing his chest. He was brought to the hospital where he died. The lesson here is obvious: if you are chilling in a boat in Hawaii and you see a swordfish swimming around, for God’s sake just take a picture or something, don’t jump in the water and fight it.