5. Help the other person out.
Literally. This may seem like a joke, but I mean it with every fiber of my being, If you live in a building that is large enough to contain an elevator, no matter how ready you are for this encounter to be over, you MUST get your date to the front door of the building.
It’s probably their first time in this building, and odds are when they entered they were either with you or simply in a very different state of mind. Please don’t leave them wandering around not knowing that while you are only on the 3rd floor they have to take the elevator because the stairways are full of crack heads or have doors that lock them out.
Don’t have them riding your elevator in a confused state in front of your neighbors for 15 minutes because you live in one of those buildings where the first floor and the ground floor aren’t the same thing, or there’s a mezzanine, and what the hell is that?!
It’s like the Walk of Shame times 10. It’s basically the “Chutes and Ladders” of Shame.
Just get them to the front door. They will not interpret this as you wanting to marry them and make babies, I promise.
You can even say, “I should get you to the front door” to make your intentions clear. Whatever, I don’t care. Just get them to the door.
Source: Yourtango
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