13. “I’m not going to finish, I’m not going to finish, do I fake it? I don’t think I even know how! Time to channel every porno I’ve ever seen.”
14. “If we don’t get out of missionary soon I’m going to have an asthma attack and die.”
15. “I know he wants to try anal but if I see my poop on his penis I will melt into a pool of shame.”
16. “Did I leave my TV on?”
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